Friday 2018/19

1. The London Undergroud is a great way to travel to and from central London.
2. Most people think they need seat belts on school buses.
3. When people are travelling to or from work is the time which we called a rush hour. vadiname - we call
4. If you need to pay your parking fine, you can do it online.
5. If you are renting a lorry, you will need a special drives license. =driving
6. If it's a van, your ordinary drives license will be fine.
7. We often see traffic lights for pedestrians.
8. Road works are underway because the roads need regular renewal.

This Friday (29 March) is the last of the month, the library will be closed for visitors,
but I will be waiting for you. Come in through the back door!

1. I'm really annoyed that there aren't many cycling lanes around Pasvalys and outside the town.
2. A van selling fresh and smoked fish frequently comes to Pasvalys market from Latvia.
3. There aren't many traffic jams in Pasvalys, are there?
4. The traffic lights at the roundabout to Pasvalys hospital aren't good, I think. The pedestrians and the drivers have to stop and wait too long when the road is empty.
5. I have never had a parking fine because I don't drive.
6. When I was a teenager I saw a huge truck crashed on the roundabout to Panevėžys. The motorway was wet with champagne.
7. There are many roadworks going on around Pasvalys.
8. Sometimes I don't wear my seatbelt when I travel by car.

Do you enjoy hearing amazing real stories?
I recommend you to listen to Outlook - a BBC radio programme
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02s5rx7/episodes/downloads?page=16

I would like to listen together with you to the story:
Lightning Bolt Made Me A Music Maestro

AUDIO: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05bs6xs
Script:

Next week, on the 12th of April, we will talk about stay-at home dads
a stay-at home dad/ mum - vaiką namuose auginantis ir nedirbantis tėtis/ mama

Would you like to be a stay-at-home dad or mum? Have you ever been a stay-at-home dad or mum?
Look at the picture, learn the words for baby things and write 5 to 7 sentences with them!

some nappies - sauskelnės
wet wipes [uaips] - drėgnos servetėlės
a first-aid kit [fiorst eid kit] - pirmosios pagalbos rinkinys
a dummy [dami] - "sioskė",
a baby bottle - buteliukas su čiulptuku
bibs [bibz] - seilinukai
a changing mat - pervystymo kilimėlis
a thermometer [ther mo mete] - termometras

I don`t have any children but I am trying to answer to some questions.

1. Usually I use wet wipes in my car.It is a good thing to clean hands

2 .In my job I have a first-aid kit but I have never used it. (niekada nesu naudojęs)

3. In my house I have a thermometer but I use it rarely.

4. About a dummy, baby bottle and bibs I am don"t understand.I think about it babysitters understand better than me.

Thank you!

Please, remember that the Friday before Easter we won't have an English class
Happy Easter everyone! Many colourful eggs! Celebrate the resurrection of Christ and nature and let it bring a lot of happiness in your lives!


But don't get lazy at Easter, practise English:
1.
Do the exercises from the workbook file 3, pages 20,21,22,23:
Especially the listening exercise!



2.
Please write on the Forum a greeting for Easter for other students!

Write a few sentences with these words :
clean up the mess - išvalyti , sutvarkyti betvarkę
a new trand [trend] - mada
to exchange recipes [resipiz] - keistis receptais
move in/move out - įsikelti/ išsikelti
to be fed up - būti atsibodėjusiam iki soties
to be able [eibl] - sugebėti
a definite advantage [de finit advantidž] - garantuotas pranašumas
more likely [mo laikli] - labiau linkęs
a disgrace [disgreis] - gėda

See you on the 26th of April!

1. Sometimes I am clean up the mess in my kichen.

2.I like to wear new clothes but never to follow a new trand .

3.I dislike to make a food and never I am to exchange recipes.

4.My house is old but I am won't move out.

5.I like to eat meat but to be fed up it for me. = ... but I'm fed up with it (bet jau atsibodo?)

6.I to be=am able in one time to do a few things

7.The English language knowledge is a definite advantage if you live abroad.

8.In the winter time I am more likely to stay at home.

9.In a some situations I am feeling a disgrace .

Thank you, Vytas! You are my most patient and loyal student

Jeigu pasakojate apie savo nuolatinius įpročius, nevartokite I am. Vartokite I am tada, kai norite pasakyti, ką darote šiuo momentu

I am waiting for you in the classroom today, on the 26th of April with tangerines
Please, come, we will watch a funny video about a family who is going from the UK to France in their car. They have to take a ferry, and they have some problems to reach the ferry on time!
a ferry [feri] - keltas


The full episode is here:
www.mediafire.com/file/5ebly8x24haxyye/N...j3_original.mp4/file
The text for the episode:

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Time to destination - two hours.

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And for those of you on your travels this weekend,

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a piece of Mozart to get your holiday off to a relaxing start.

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SOFT PIANO MUSIC

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CHILDREN SHOUTING

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Don't push, don't push.

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# Head, shoulders, knees and toes... #

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Everyone, I'm hanging up Mummy's wedding outfit.

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Please do not get it dirty.

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Can't see out the window. Hang it over Molly's side.

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Hang it over Benji's side.

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Any more arguing, and me and Daddy will go to France

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and leave you in the house on your own. Is that what you want?

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- ALL:
- Yeah!

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Mummy, you haven't strapped me in yet.

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Any chance of some help, Lee?

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And holiday over.

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# We're not going out

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# Not staying in

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# Just hanging around with my head in a spin

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# But there is no need to scream and shout

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# We're not going out

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# We are not going out. #

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# Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

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# Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

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# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

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# Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. #

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Again!

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# Head, shoulders, knees and... #

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Oh, we love that song.

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That's not a song. It's Hannibal Lecter's shopping list.

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METRONOME

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Oh, great, you let him bring his sound-effects box.

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Just what a long journey with kids needs -

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some spare noise in case of awkward silences.

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SINISTER LAUGH

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Keeps them quiet.

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SINISTER LAUGH CONTINUES

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Yeah, it's doing an excellent job(!)

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Why are you being such an old misery guts?

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Because you made me spend the last half-hour strapping

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those bikes to the roof. What have you been doing?

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Packing my clothes, packing your clothes,

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packing the kids' clothes, wrapping my cousin's wedding present,

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putting everything in the boot, bathing the kids, feeding the kids,

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getting the travel mattresses down from the loft,

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finding all the passports...

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All right, one-all.

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I'm bored.

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Why don't we play I Spy?

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Hurray!

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Not I Spy. The twins are too young.

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We spent the whole journey to the Cotswolds trying to think of

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words beginning with the number three.

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I spy with my little eye something beginning with B.

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B for boring.

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You can't spy an adjective, Charlie.

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It's best he learns.

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Oh, I agree. I just can't believe you know what an adjective is.

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How long to the ferry?

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- Two hours.
- How long is two hours?

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About an hour.

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I don't want it to be an hour.

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- All right, half an hour.
- How long is that?

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- About ten minutes.
- Hurray!

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Are you sure we're going to get there on time?

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Fine. Sat nav says we're arriving at 6:30.

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Last check-in isn't until 7:15.

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- How do you know?
- I read it on the website.

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"All vehicles under 1.85 metres must check in by 7:15 at the latest."

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But we're way over that.

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No, we're not. This vehicle is only about 1.6 metres high.

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But what about the bikes on the roof?

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They don't count the bikes towards the height of the vehicle.

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Course they do.

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No, they don't. If I was wearing a top hat,

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that wouldn't make me six foot six, would it?

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No, but you wouldn't wear it through a doorway that said

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- maximum height six foot, would you?
- I could duck.

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Oh, great(!) Well, when we get to the ferry,

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just set the roof rack to duck, and we'll be fine.

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So what if they do count the bikes?

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What time is the latest check-in for the higher vehicles?

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I didn't read that bit, did I? I'm not Eddie Stobart.

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Oh, great(!) I'm phoning the ferry company and checking.

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SINISTER LAUGH

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Does that make any other noises, Charlie?

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PIERCING SHRIEK

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Nobody is guessing! Something beginning with B!

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I know - is it big bag of blackcurrant berry-tastic

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blood sugar-boosting bon-bons?

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- Hurray!
- Yeah!

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What are you giving them sweets for?

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Keep them quiet whilst we make this call.

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Oh, yeah, because nothing keeps a child calm quite like a Haribo(!)

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Should have bought the Sunny Delight,

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then we really could have had some peace.

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- Just one each.
- And don't drop any.
- Yeah, be careful.

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Last time I dropped a jelly ring, I knelt down to pick it up,

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ended up accidentally proposing to your mother.

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Welcome to Channel Ferries.

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Please use your keypad to type your ten-digit booking reference,

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or, if you are a premium ticket holder,

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press star now to be put straight through to an operator.

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You did book premium, didn't you?

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No chance. Not paying an extra 100 quid just for

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a cup of tea and some thicker toilet paper.

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And for a fully supervised kids' play section

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with the chance to meet Peppa Pig.

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For that money, I'd want the chance to roast Peppa Pig on a spit.

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Thank you. Please hold.

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And with premium tickets you get access to the lounge,

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but instead we're going to be hanging around the docks.

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Yeah, that's right, hanging round the docks, surrounded by

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prostitutes and one-eyed sailors playing the accordion.

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Er, what's an accordion?

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- It's a musical instrument, sweetheart.
- Oh.

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Why didn't he ask what a prostitute was?

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WOLF HOWLS

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SINISTER LAUGH

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PIERCING SHRIEK

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Has it been two hours?

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Something beginning with B!

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Bird.

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I can't see a bird, stupid.

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GUNSHOT

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Yeah, I just shot it.

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MORE GUNSHOTS

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Who wants to play on Daddy's phone?

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- BOTH:
- Me!

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Lee! Don't want them just staring at a screen

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and playing games all journey.

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- Mummy?
- Yes, sweetheart?

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What's a prostitute?

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Take turns and don't drop it.

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And don't Google what a prostitute is.

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When we get through, let me do the talking.

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Why?

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Because I made the booking. Besides, they'll put us through

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to some thicko who doesn't know what he's doing.

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I can see why that's your department.

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Hello. Channel Ferries. George speaking.

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Daddy said you're a thicko.

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I don't know who said that. Haven't got kids.

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Really? According to the details on your booking, sir,

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you've got three children.

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Well, I didn't have before you put me on hold.

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Apologies about the delay, sir.

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What can I do for you today?

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Right. What it is, is this -

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we are driving in a vehicle that is under 1.85 metres.

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- OK.
- And my question is this -

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if we've got three bikes on the roof,

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does that make the vehicle higher?

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Hello?

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Sorry, I'm still here. I'm not sure I understand your question.

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Well, it's fairly straightforward.

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Well, yes, but it's so straightforward,

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I'm assuming I'm not properly following you.

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Could you just answer the question, please?

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You're asking me if you take your vehicle and attach

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three other vehicles to the top of it, will that make it higher?

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Yes.

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Why do you keep pausing?

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Sorry, I'm just wondering if it's a trick question.

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It's not a trick question.

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OK. Well, then, yes, sir, it does make it higher.

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See, I told you.

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But the actual vehicle ITSELF isn't higher, is it?

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Of course the vehicle itself is still the same height, but the

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restrictions of what it can drive under obviously then change,

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so therefore, the overall height of your vehicle has changed.

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But if I was wearing a top hat, it wouldn't make me six foot six,

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- would it?
- We have no restrictions on headgear, sir.

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You're completely free to wear whatever you like on the ferry.

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I'm just making a point.

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I'm not actually wearing a top hat, otherwise I wouldn't fit in the car.

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And you've rather elegantly made my point by saying so, sir.

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So you're saying that we are over 1.85 metres?

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Yes, unless they're very, very tiny bicycles, or extremely heavy ones.

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Did I pay extra for the jokes?

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Oh, I doubt it.

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- So, what time is final check-in?
- As an oversize vehicle,

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it's half an hour earlier than regulation vehicles,

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so 6:45pm at the absolute latest.

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But that only gives us 15 minutes to spare.

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Is there anything else I can help you with?

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What do you mean, anything else? You didn't help us with THIS.

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OK. Well, you have a nice journey, sir.

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- Yeah, we won't.
- Goodbye, sir.

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Yeah, see you. Oh, and one other thing, George.

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Yes, sir?

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- I did call you a thicko.
- Well, if you...

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Thank goodness I let you do the talking(!)

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Keep guessing, Mummy. It begins with B.

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- Bird-brain, buffoon, butthead.
- Don't start.

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This is your fault for making me strap those bikes to the roof.

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Who the hell takes bikes to a wedding?

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It's for the day after the wedding, and it's what people do in France.

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Yeah, you can't move for all the French on bicycles with

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strings of onions round their necks, wearing stripy T-shirts,

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eating croissants and cheating on their wives with snails.

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What kind of person gets married in France, anyway?

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The kind of person who marries a Frenchman.

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Well, what kind of person marries a Frenchman?

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I don't know, the kind of person who likes nice cheese and good sex.

207
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Well, I've always thought a quickie and a Dairylea triangle

208
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are very underrated.

209
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We cannot miss this ferry.

210
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Perhaps you should get on the roof and start pedalling.

211
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Mummy, I feel sick.

212
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Benji's eaten them all.

213
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I said one each.

214
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I thought you meant one PACKET each.

215
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Hang on.

216
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If we take this exit in 100 yards, I think there's a short cut.

217
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We'll avoid the traffic.

218
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But the sat nav is saying stay on this road,

219
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and they factor in the traffic.

220
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- This one doesn't.
- Why not?

221
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You had to pay extra for that.

222
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PIERCING SHRIEK

223
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Don't tell me - was it described as the premium service?

224
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METRONOME

225
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50 yards to this turn-off.

226
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- Don't take the exit.
- It'll be quicker.

227
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The sat nav says we're going to get there with 15 minutes to spare.

228
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Just stay on this road.

229
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What if the traffic doesn't clear?

230
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20 yards.

231
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I think it IS clearing. Don't do it.

232
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Ten yards.

233
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Stay on this road, Lee. Don't take the exit.

234
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OK.

235
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Really need to catch this ferry.

236
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I'm taking the exit.

237
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Noooooo!

238
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,080
See, we're moving much faster now.

239
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,320
Yeah, perfect(!) Shame we're heading in completely the wrong direction.

240
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,520
Says who?

241
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,760
Make a U-turn where possible.

242
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,840
Was that directions or marriage counselling?

243
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,280
Are we there yet?

244
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,040
- No.
- I'm bored.

245
00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,120
Stop moaning or we're turning this car right round.

246
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,640
That's what we want you to do.

247
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,360
The sat nav hasn't reconfigured yet. It doesn't know what I'm up to.

248
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,360
No-one knows what you're up to.

249
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,000
Don't worry. There's a turning up here.

250
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,880
Turn back now.

251
00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,920
Make a U-turn where possible.

252
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,040
Here it is.

253
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,560
This is a field, you moron!

254
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,480
Is this France?

255
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SINISTER LAUGH

256
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,040
Don't suppose you fancy giving us a push, do you?

257
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,480
Yeah, but let's get out of this field first.

258
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,560
I'll do it when we get to the harbour.

259
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,880
- Maybe I'll do the pushing.
- Good idea.

260
00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,920
If I get out now, I might start running and never stop.

261
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,280
Push harder!

262
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,400
You reverse harder.

263
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,920
I don't want to get mud all over you.

264
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,200
Just rev it, it's going nowhere near me.

265
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,120
Oh, great(!)

266
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,120
Make a U-turn where possible.

267
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,840
That sat nav will kick in in a minute.

268
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,680
What was wrong with good old-fashioned maps?

269
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,120
Well, there's one in the side pocket

270
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,880
if you're feeling confident, Catweazle.

271
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This is of Inverness and the Scottish Highlands.

272
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Well, don't worry. Keep driving for a bit.

273
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,320
It'll probably come in useful.

274
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,000
If we miss this ferry, it'll be your fault.

275
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,360
Well, don't worry, Miss Perfect.

276
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,600
If we miss the ferry, you can just walk across the water.

277
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,320
Keep guessing, Mummy. It begins with B.

278
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,800
Still feel sick.

279
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SINISTER LAUGH

280
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,760
Is it bath? B for bath?

281
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,040
Stop being silly. Mummy, tell him.

282
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,120
Stop arguing in the back.

283
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,720
Stop arguing in the front.

284
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,920
Hang on, look. The sat nav's reconfiguring.

285
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,880
I really feel sick.

286
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,320
Just try and think of something else, Benji.

287
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,600
Yeah, think about what great fun you'll have on the ferry,

288
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bobbing about on the ocean waves.

289
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BENJI MOANS

290
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,920
Actually, stop thinking about that. It'll be very calm.

291
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,080
- You'll have lots of fun.
- Is there a play area?

292
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,560
Yes, in premium, but Daddy didn't pay for that.

293
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,960
Maybe you can stand outside and watch the other children playing.

294
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,320
Oh, Daddy, it's not fair.

295
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,720
Well done. Tell them about the time I shot the puppy.

296
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,880
I really don't feel well.

297
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,360
- Can you slow down on the bends?
- You're making him worse.

298
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Continue straight ahead for half a mile.

299
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,080
There you go. Told you. It's reconfigured.

300
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FANFARE

301
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,440
Who's the daddy? Daddy's the daddy.

302
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,400
- Lee.
- What?

303
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,240
The sat nav says we're going to get there at ten to seven.

304
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,920
Your short cut means we're going to miss the last check-in.

305
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,120
PIERCING SHRIEK

306
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,680
Don't worry. I can still get us there.

307
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,640
- I can make up the time.
- Oh, it's fine, kids.

308
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,440
Daddy knows a wormhole in the fabric of space and time.

309
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,160
- ALL:
- Hurray!

310
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,320
Oh, Mummy, I'm not well.

311
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,600
Maybe we should stop.

312
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,120
Slow down, speed up, stop - this is like when we're in bed.

313
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,840
I feel sick.

314
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,480
Yeah, that one rings a bell, too.

315
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,400
Keep guessing, Mummy. Something that begins with B.

316
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,480
Blood, bones, bandages, brutally bludgeoned brain, bashing, burial.

317
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,040
I can't see those things.

318
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,000
Keep watching, darling.

319
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,640
Stop the car.

320
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:39,560
Look, Benji, do you FEEL sick or are you actually going to BE sick?

321
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,880
Benji?

322
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VOMITING

323
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,120
Please tell me that was a sound effect.

324
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,120
Mummy, it went all over me.

325
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,680
Oh, God.

326
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,160
It's OK, sweetheart.

327
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,840
Is that it, Benji, or is there any more?

328
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,240
VOMITING

329
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,640
Thanks for that, Lee.

330
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,240
At least he missed your wedding outfit.

331
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,800
I am thrilled to be doing this journey

332
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,440
with someone who's so upbeat.

333
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,680
Any more, Benji?

334
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,840
Don't keep encouraging him. Stop the car.

335
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,360
I can't stop the car.

336
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,760
Oh, I'm sorry, Keanu Reeves,

337
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,080
I forgot we were in the middle of a remake of Speed.

338
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,000
We have to make up time, not lose it.

339
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,120
You have to stop! The smell is unbearable.

340
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,400
I'll open the window.

341
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,480
CHILDREN SCREAM

342
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,920
It's freezing!

343
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,880
Well, you've got a choice - to be freezing cold or the smell of vomit.

344
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,280
If that doesn't sum up marriage, I don't know what does.

345
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,440
Close it.

346
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,280
Stop the car.

347
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,240
We can't stop the car cos we'll miss the ferry, and you can't

348
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,120
miss the ferry cos you'll miss your cousin's wedding, remember?

349
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,520
I wish I'd missed ours.

350
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,880
Shall I stop the car, then?

351
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,800
No, just carry on.

352
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,480
I'll see if I can hold my breath for the next ten miles.

353
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,120
Maybe I will slow down, then.

354
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,760
We'll clean up once we've checked in. We'll find a bathroom.

355
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,760
I'll tell you where they have nice bathrooms.

356
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,280
Don't tell me. Is it by any chance the premium lounge?

357
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,880
- Yes, it bloody is.
- It's a waste of money.

358
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,400
I'll tell you what's a waste of money -

359
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,720
buying five tickets to France, then missing the ferry to go

360
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,600
on a magical mystery tour of rural England.

361
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,080
All right. We're all in the same boat.

362
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,080
No, we're not. That's the problem.

363
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,360
Oh, great(!) Now the sat nav says we've lost two more minutes.

364
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,120
- I don't believe this.
- Oh, well, don't worry.

365
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,240
When you divorce me, you can get on the ferry on your own

366
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,840
as much as you like with your precious bikes.

367
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,640
That's it.

368
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,840
What, have you got your lawyer on speed dial?

369
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,160
We phone Channel Ferries again and book you in as a foot passenger.

370
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,360
Then when we get there, you take the bikes off the roof

371
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,920
and wheel them on, and I'll drive the car on, which will now be less

372
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,280
than 1.85 metres high, so we're all eligible for the later check-in.

373
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,840
So instead of being... seven minutes late,

374
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,560
we're now going to be... eight minutes early.

375
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,160
I wondered how long it'd take you to work that out.

376
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,000
Welcome to Channel Ferries.

377
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,240
Please use your keypad to type your ten-digit booking reference,

378
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,640
or, if you are a premium ticket hol...

379
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,520
So why do I have to be the one that looks like a lunatic,

380
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,960
wheeling three bikes on by meself?

381
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,920
I'm going to look like me family have disowned me.

382
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,480
Well, it'll be good practice.

383
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,920
And now we've got extra time, we can stop and clean up this mess.

384
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,520
We're not even thinking about stopping until I've spoken to them

385
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,640
and I know we can change it.

386
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,240
You're not speaking to them again. What if it's the same person?

387
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,040
It's not going to be the same person, is it?

388
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,320
Hello. Channel Ferries. George speaking.

389
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,760
How may I help you?

390
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,000
- Hello again, George.
- Oh, it's you again, sir.

391
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,080
Let me guess - you've called to ask

392
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,160
whether your wing mirrors count towards the width of the car.

393
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,840
- Look, about earlier...
- We do have a strict policy

394
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,440
of not tolerating abuse towards our staff, sir.

395
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,160
I can't apologise enough.

396
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,600
True, but you could make a start.

397
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,520
I'm sorry. I am really sorry.

398
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,640
Good, because we treat these issues very seriously.

399
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,960
And so do I.

400
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,080
FARTING SOUND EFFECT

401
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,280
So, how may I help you this time, sir?

402
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,560
Right, what it is, is this, George -

403
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,080
I would like to change one of our adult tickets to

404
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,040
a foot passenger ticket carrying on three bikes.

405
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,440
Please.

406
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,480
Would that be possible, George?

407
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,200
Of course. We strive to be as flexible as possible.

408
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,040
Oh, that is wonderful. Thank you very much indeed.

409
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,760
I can book you on for next Wednesday at 3pm.

410
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,640
What about tonight?

411
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,240
Tonight we're fully booked, sir.

412
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,560
PIERCING SHRIEK

413
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,640
But the thing is,

414
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,000
I'm not actually asking you to book an extra passenger, am I?

415
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,800
It's the same amount of passengers - I just won't be in the car.

416
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,520
I understand, sir,

417
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,920
but once the system is full, it won't accept any new bookings.

418
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,560
Must be something you can do.

419
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,360
I'm afraid not.

420
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,840
Oh, I'm sure there is.

421
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,600
What do you suggest I do, sir?

422
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,080
Well, seeing as you're so flexible,

423
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,200
maybe you could take your ferry and stick it up your...

424
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,520
PIERCING SHRIEK

425
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,880
Like I said, sir, we don't tolerate abuse against our staff,

426
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,080
so I'll say goodbye.

427
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,960
Wait, George, before you go, I want to apologise

428
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,240
for my husband's attitude. I'm afraid he has a certain condition,

429
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,080
which makes him socially awkward.

430
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,120
He's a knobhead.

431
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,720
Yes, well, he is a little abrasive.

432
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,600
You should try being married to him.

433
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,120
That's a generous offer, madam,

434
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,280
but I feel I've spent more than my fair share of time with him already.

435
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,880
Oh, George, what are you like?

436
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,440
Well, you don't have to be crazy to do my job, but it helps.

437
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,960
Sounds like my marriage.

438
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,040
At least I get to clock off in the evening.

439
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,280
Oh, George. You know what? I like you.

440
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,040
- You're funny.
- Thank you.

441
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,680
I'm not changing your booking.

442
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,000
Look - please, George, I'm begging you.

443
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,360
My husband is a stupid, rude idiot, and I'm sorry, OK?

444
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,000
But if we don't get a later check-in, we might miss this ferry,

445
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,520
and I am maid of honour at my cousin's wedding.

446
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,800
If you could find it in your heart to help us,

447
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,320
I would be eternally grateful.

448
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:49,640
The power to change our lives is in your hands.

449
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,480
Please, George, help us. You're our only hope.

450
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,120
Well, there might be one thing I could try.

451
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,240
Anything. You can even put my husband

452
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,440
in the hold with the bikes, if you like, George.

453
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,000
Why not just put a rubber ring round me and tow me along behind the boat?

454
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,480
Is that a possibility, George?

455
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,600
If you cancelled your existing booking,

456
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,400
that would release five tickets back into the system.

457
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,160
You could then re-book them as one party of four

458
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,920
and one foot passenger.

459
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,560
That's a brilliant idea.

460
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,280
- How come I was never offered that option?
- Sorry, sir,

461
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,280
I was too busy tolerating abuse to think creatively.

462
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,040
I should warn you, though - once your original tickets are

463
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:38,760
cancelled, there's no 100% guarantee that you'll be able to re-book them.

464
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,840
What?

465
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,320
We always have lots of people waiting on standby at the terminal.

466
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,400
What, so you're saying we could lose our tickets altogether?

467
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,680
Unless you re-book very quickly.

468
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,360
And if we do re-book quickly?

469
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,920
You'll probably be fine.

470
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,680
- Probably.
- Yes, probably.

471
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,160
I don't like that word.

472
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,920
What word would you like?

473
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,200
- "Definitely."
- OK, you'll definitely

474
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,400
be probably fine.

475
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,280
Are you deliberately trying to wind me up?

476
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,040
No, sir, but given your previous attitude,

477
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,120
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a pleasing side effect.

478
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,600
OK, let's do it.

479
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,080
Oh, God.

480
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,480
So you're ready to cancel?

481
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,040
- And re-book.
- Yes, we are.

482
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,560
As soon as you say to me the word "cancel", I am going to

483
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:27,160
press this button, and that's it - your original booking will be lost.

484
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,480
OK.

485
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,600
There's no going back at that point.

486
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,280
I understand.

487
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,280
Are you quite sure you want me to do this?

488
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,680
Sorry, am I talking to Chris Tarrant here?

489
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Yes, we are ready.

490
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,120
OK. Whenever you're ready,

491
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,680
say the word "cancel", and I'll cancel the booking.

492
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,040
BOTH: Cancel.

493
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,760
Hello? George?

494
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,000
DISTORTED SPEECH

495
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,720
Oh, God. The signal's gone.

496
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,520
Quick, Charlie, pass me my phone.

497
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,880
- It's stopped working.
- What?

498
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,240
The battery's gone.

499
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,680
- Is it B for battery?
- No!

500
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,440
Why the hell did you let him play with it?

501
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,840
It's not fair. I want to play with the phone.

502
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,000
Don't worry.

503
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,560
If you want to see an angry bird, just keep looking at your mother.

504
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,760
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B.

505
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,720
For the love of God, will somebody guess it?

506
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,040
Breakdown. Mental bloody breakdown.

507
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,240
I still feel sick.

508
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,400
Just get me to some phone reception, quick.

509
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,960
Can we all have a nice little singsong and stop shouting, please?

510
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,320
- HEAD, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES PLAYS
- B, B, B, B, B.

511
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,320
- Bridge.
- No, guess again.

512
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,960
Why the hell could you not just have read the booking form properly?

513
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,760
I wish I'd read the terms and conditions on our

514
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,080
marriage certificate properly. "If you are happy to spend

515
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,960
"the rest of your life being blamed for everything, please tick here."

516
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,280
- Begins with B!
- Bridge!

517
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,640
- You just said that.
- Bridge!

518
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,240
Mummy, he's trying to annoy me.

519
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,080
That's because all men are hideous.

520
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,200
- Bridge!
- Stop it, Charlie. It's not bridge!

521
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,880
Can we all stop shouting, please?

522
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,440
- Bridge!
- She just said it's not bridge!

523
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,480
I feel sick!

524
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,640
- But, Daddy!
- Yes, Charlie, what is it?

525
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,560
Bridge!

526
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,600
Is everyone all right?

527
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,440
- ALL:
- Yes.

528
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,640
Sorry. What is it you wanted to say, Charlie?

529
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,400
I think we're going to crash into that bridge.

530
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,040
Thanks, son.

531
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,720
Tell you what - it's a lot easier

532
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,560
getting those bikes off the roof than it is putting them on.

533
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,960
At least we're lower than 1.85 metres now.

534
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,960
Shame we cancelled that booking.

535
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,920
Unless the phone cut out before he heard us say it.

536
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,360
What?

537
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,800
Well, we don't know exactly when the phone cut out.

538
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,840
It's possible he didn't hear us say "cancel".

539
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,720
That means we might still be booked on the ferry.

540
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,240
And that we have an extra 15 minutes to get there,

541
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,800
because we're now a low vehicle.

542
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,160
What time would that make last check-in?

543
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,400
7:15.

544
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,720
Charlie, what time does it say we're going to get there on the sat nav?

545
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,800
7:15.

546
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,640
BOTH: Back in the car!

547
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,640
- ALL SHOUTING:
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
- HORN BEEPING

548
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,920
Stop! Stop, please!

549
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,040
We're here. Let us on.

550
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,320
What is that smell?

551
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,800
It's a new fragrance from L'Oreal.

552
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,760
It's called having kids.

553
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:01,280
Well, I'm sorry. Check-in's closed. Ferry's ready to depart.

554
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,400
Well, it hasn't departed, has it? You can let us on.

555
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,120
Sorry, nothing I can do.

556
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,760
Please.

557
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,560
I know I stink of sick and it looks like we've ram-raided Halfords,

558
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:21,400
but we are nice people and we have been through hell to get here.

559
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,600
No British person has ever fought harder to get to Cherbourg,

560
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,160
and, yes, I include 1944 in that.

561
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,800
At least during Operation Overlord, the Allies didn't have to

562
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,320
sing Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes.

563
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,040
Please. I have to get to my cousin's wedding.

564
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,800
I have to see the start of a marriage -

565
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,920
the happy bit, with cake and dancing.

566
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,720
Please!

567
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,240
OK, OK.

568
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:55,480
If you promise to let go of me, I'm sure I can sneak one more on.

569
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,040
(Thank you.)

570
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,480
Booking reference?

571
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,080
Well, here's the interesting thing.

572
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,720
You see, a few miles back, we sort of phoned and cancelled the booking,

573
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,680
although we might not have done, in which case we want to keep it.

574
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,720
But if we have cancelled it, we want to make it un-cancelled.

575
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,400
Well, you're either booked on or you're not,

576
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,560
and if you're not, then you're not getting on.

577
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,800
Looking forward to reading this novel when you've finished it.

578
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,400
- Here we are.
- METRONOME

579
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,600
I can confirm, in fact...

580
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,480
..you're still booked on.

581
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,080
BOTH: Yes!

582
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,480
CHILDREN CHEER

583
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,760
See, I told you.

584
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,320
The phone must have cut off and he didn't hear us say "cancel".

585
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,720
Oh, no, he must have definitely heard you say it,

586
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,920
cos there's a note here from an operator called George,

587
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,000
saying he tried to cancel it, but the system wouldn't let him.

588
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,080
Why not?

589
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,120
Well, he obviously didn't realise the rules.

590
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,440
Last-minute cancellations are for premium passengers only.

591
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,000
Which we are not.

592
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,720
Just drive.

593
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,120
We made it! Three cheers for Daddy's driving.

594
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,280
Hip-hip...

595
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,200
VOMITING

596
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,040
Great(!) All over my wedding outfit.

597
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,960
So that's a new dress AND new bikes we have to buy.

598
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,840
Hang on. Molly,

599
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,680
it's not B for bikes, is it?

600
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,800
Yeah, Daddy wins!

601
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,000
# We're not going out

602
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,880
# Not staying in

603
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,560
# Just hanging around with my head in a spin

604
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,520
# But there is no need to scream and shout

605
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,760
# We're not going out

606
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,000
# We are not going out. #

May the Third
Today I would like to introduce you to the best-selling book of the year 2018.
It is Michelle Obama's autobiography "Becoming" : www.oprahmag.com/entertainment/books/a25...-selling-books-2018/

Today in class we are going to read this book and listen to Michelle herself reading it.

Please, download the book here:
www12.zippyshare.com/v/4t1MNnRL/file.html

Please, download the first part of the audio (read by Michelle herself) here:
! Do it in two weeks period because later the link won't work!
www67.zippyshare.com/v/MsR8UPbp/file.html

Hi,

We are so sorry we didn't do our homework these last weeks
On this Friday I'll have a long day with teachers from Kupiškis and from our school.And
I got cold. I feel sick and tired.
If we can't come next week we would like to thank and to wish sunny and warm summer:

Have a wonderful holiday!!!

See you in September or October!!!

Vilma and Arvydas

Hi, Simona and Arvydas
No worries! Come whenever you can! I wish you get over your cold soon and feel refreshed and rested!
We are going to meet on May 24 and 31. Then we are going to have a summer break.
We are trying to read Michelle Obama's autobiography even if it is difficult sometimes.
Come to the Forum at the start of September , I will write when we meet after summer

Best wishes!

You are all invited to the first English class of 2019/20 on October the 7th, at 5 PM. Please read more: edukacija.psvb.lt/forum/17-help-with-you...h-class-2019-20#8540

You are all invited to the first English class of 2019/20 on October the 7th, at 5 PM.. Please read more: edukacija.psvb.lt/forum/17-help-with-you...h-class-2019-20#8540